Showing posts with label Mexican. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mexican. Show all posts

Friday, February 16, 2007

Five Mexican generals

To stop illegals coming across our border and save a lot of money at the same time:

Divide the border into 5 districts. Create 5 escrow bank accounts of $2mil each. Offer each of these to a Mexican general with one condition. For each illegal we catch on our side we subtract $10k from the relevant district account. The Generals can get the balance in the accounts after 2 years, Then we do it again.
(Heard some Texas radio personality say this.)