Heaven and Hell in Europe

In a European Heaven-
• The French are the cooks,
• The EngLish are the police,
. The Germans are the mechanics,
• The ItaLians are the Lovers and
• The Swiss organize everything.

In a European Hell-
* The EngLish are the cooks,
• The Germans are the police,
• The French are the mechanics,
• The Swiss are the Lovers and
• The ItaLians organize everything!